A response to the French

Dear Readers–

A recent conference of “revisionist” French historians who claim that at the battle of Agincourt:

… the extent of the feat of arms was massively exaggerated, with claims that the English were hugely outnumbered a lie.

More controversially still, they will say that the foreign invaders used numerous underhand tactics against an honourable enemy.

These included burning prisoners to death and setting 40 bloodthirsty royal bodyguards on to a single Gallic nobleman who had surrendered.

has frankly got up the nose of the Mild Colonial Boy.

These claims can be only responded to by any Red-Blooded Briton in the following way:

and

and also with this gesture.

Yours sincerely,

Mild Colonial Boy, Esq.